This morning is completely check here bonkers. Everything that happened is just wild. I am speechless.

This complete mess has left me feeling dumbfounded. I need a moment to process this.

It’s like something out of a movie. I just still can't believe it.

Can You Believe This?

You won't question this one. It's absolutely wild. Just the other day, I was meandering down the street when I spotted a monkey wearing a hat. It appeared totally comfortable. You could say it was the strangest thing I've ever seen. I swear, sometimes reality is just unusual!

Honestly I Can't Believe It!

Like, how is this even possible? This whole situation is just nuts. I mean, come on, it's ridiculous. It's like something out of a movie, but way crazier! I'm just sitting here, jaw on the floor. This has to be a dream, right?

• I'm floored
• This can't be happening
• Someone pinch me

Can You Imagine What Happened

Well, this is true, you won't understand what just took place. I was walking down the street out of nowhere this huge squirrel came out of the sky. It was carrying a miniature sword! I'm not kidding. Then it ran away for a moment, then took off running. I still can't believe what I just experienced.

Unbelievable! totally surprising

Can you believe it? I can barely understand {what just happened|. It's beyond|belief. I affirm this is {thetrutth. That story appears to be totally far-fetched, I almost question it's real..

• Maybe it was a dream? {I just can'tmake sense of this.

This is Beyond Belief

This story is absolutely ridiculous. I simply understand what I've just experienced. It's like a bad joke. The truth is stranger than fiction.

• Could this be real?
• I need to pinch myself

{I have so many questions|What does this mean? This changes everything.